urlsquatter:

I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why

(Source: yamasks, via sniffing)

satins:

Today’s Forecast: Partially moody with a chance of I don’t like you.

(Source: staybeautiful.us, via elsieviolet)

phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

(via gnarly)

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

(Source: sixelya, via just-a-reject)

sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

(via elsieviolet)

overlordclinton:

how did the flintstones have a christmas special before the birth of christ

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

stunningpicture:

This Bloody Mary has another Bloody Mary as a garnish..

stunningpicture:

This Bloody Mary has another Bloody Mary as a garnish..

(via thinkingaboutyouasalways)

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

(Source: blaaargh, via sextnoise)