bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via phobias)

romangod:

somethingtolose-somethingtoprove:

romangod:

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See, this post isnt even funny. Its just a picture of one of the hemswhatever brothers smiling, and it has 19 notes. Because someone tumblr famous posted it. OMFG. Im tired of my quality shit not getting notes omfg. it needs to stahp ok. UGH. Then again, it could be an inside joke. BUT HOW DO 19 PEOPLE SHARE AN INSIDE JOKE THIS IS THE INTERNET.

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(via officialwhitegirls)

saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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(via liightup)

michaxl:

the first person to be mute must have been like

(Source: michaxl, via pizza)

fromunderthechristmascorktree:

so i came out on facebook today

fromunderthechristmascorktree:

so i came out on facebook today

(Source: swanproblems, via gnarly)

cloudy-dreamers:

Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

(Source: cloudy-dreamers, via orgasm)

tightvaginas:

three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

  • hahahahah
  • omg
  • idk

(via w-ave)

greetings:

me if i ever get to know my celebrity crush

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(via relahvant)

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

(via overfierce)