exit the womb they said
life will be great they said
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people get mad at me a lot for not talking to them first but what they dont realize is that i dont talk to anybody first ever
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This guy would survive a horror movie.
This guy would survive a horror movie.
Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard
He fucking hit him with a lamp.
I love his freedom pants.
Oh god it’s back
this post will haunt me until my death
i honestly just want his pant’s
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If anyone ever asks me to define love, I’m just going to show them this
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you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
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psdo:
Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:
Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something
A+
mind blown
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